Oh right, logic behind that bit ^. This smells of the old “he knocked me up and now he has to marry me” ploy to me. Well, an attempt at it anyways. Don’t think those two have even shared the same bed for that purpose or at all actually.
Evee is a part of Evon. So, if she were to show up help depose or otherwise chase off Cleo, could Hero marry both Evon and Evee? Assuming that they can finally stop trying to kill each other, that is.
I’m really not sure if it would count as bigamy if both women are the same person, more or less…
I had the same thought.
The fact Hero has been avoiding being at his home may be important in such case. Not being within a thousand miles of the lady would certainly help avoid a paternity issue.
Hmmm.. how long had it been since hero and evon were at the pride lands last? Been a number of months right?
If she got preggers and there is no inkling of rat in the brat. The king is gonna lose much honor and respect when his daughter is shown as a slut. Or he’s hoping that once Cleo’s hitched she will stop sluming around.
I’m hoping for an accidental fatal accident happens to here. ;3
Seriously sidewise, and [excuse the pun] becoming very pear shaped in a hurry. Where is Evee when Evon actually might need her to show up????
Spockian raised eyebrow at this point….”Interesting”
THE COLONEL
Evon *TWIN PSYCHIC LINK ACTIVATE!* “Evee! EVEE!”
Evee: “[expletive] what?”
Evon: “The [expletive] lioness is forcing Hero to marry her!”
Evee: “…Does Hero want his castle intact afterwards?”
Evon: “I don’t think either of us cares.”
Evee: đ *begins casting Cannopult spells of doom* “be there in 30 minutes. Tell the rabbit to have the staff ready for incredible clean-up”
One squicky way to avoid any possible questions of paternity: Princess Slut-knockers has an ‘accident’ that results in a miscarriage, no baby means no proof that Hero ain’t the daddy
I doubt she’s pregnant. She’s wealthy daughter of a king, she probably can afford whatever alchemical and/or magical ‘precautions’ exists in this world.
Plus this is an arranged marriage, it’s been in the works since Herodotus and Cleo were children. I think The Duke may feel he’s getting to old and wants make damn sure he’s secured a male heir to the throne that he knows is going to do whats best for the kingdom and not just be a privileged prat.
Someone forget to tell Hero something?
yeah, that his fiance is sleeping behind his back. 50 gold says the kid ain’t his.
Oh right, logic behind that bit ^. This smells of the old “he knocked me up and now he has to marry me” ploy to me. Well, an attempt at it anyways. Don’t think those two have even shared the same bed for that purpose or at all actually.
Heh! Cleo’s lucky he deigns to share the same country with her. đ
Well, Hero has more than subtly implied that he has NO use for Cleo.
*Dramatic Squirrel* OâŠo
Oh Pooh, things just went sideways.
I still say we need Evee.
Interesting thought here…
Evee is a part of Evon. So, if she were to show up help depose or otherwise chase off Cleo, could Hero marry both Evon and Evee? Assuming that they can finally stop trying to kill each other, that is.
I’m really not sure if it would count as bigamy if both women are the same person, more or less…
… and the plot thickens like pancake batter…
If Hero only knew how ‘faithful’ his bride-to-be is to him…..
Mojo..that might be why the wedding was pushed ahead
I had the same thought.
The fact Hero has been avoiding being at his home may be important in such case. Not being within a thousand miles of the lady would certainly help avoid a paternity issue.
Hmmm.. how long had it been since hero and evon were at the pride lands last? Been a number of months right?
She scheduled a Christmas wedding.
Well, to be technical, Cleo does call it Winter Solstice. (I know, winter solstice is known today as Christmas.)
Oh god… This is gonna be dramatic beyond dramatic.
Evon is NOT going to let that happen. As soon as they say, “Anyone object to this union?” You KNOW she’s gonna pop up and speak her mind. XD
Thats IF they do a regular wedding as we know it. Might have a different way of doing things.
Hmm . . . I think I’m in the camp that says Evee is the answer, here. If she still thinks Hero is hers, she might intervene, in horrible fashion.
If she got preggers and there is no inkling of rat in the brat. The king is gonna lose much honor and respect when his daughter is shown as a slut. Or he’s hoping that once Cleo’s hitched she will stop sluming around.
I’m hoping for an accidental fatal accident happens to here. ;3
Seriously sidewise, and [excuse the pun] becoming very pear shaped in a hurry. Where is Evee when Evon actually might need her to show up????
Spockian raised eyebrow at this point….”Interesting”
THE COLONEL
Seriously
Evon *TWIN PSYCHIC LINK ACTIVATE!* “Evee! EVEE!”
Evee: “[expletive] what?”
Evon: “The [expletive] lioness is forcing Hero to marry her!”
Evee: “…Does Hero want his castle intact afterwards?”
Evon: “I don’t think either of us cares.”
Evee: đ *begins casting Cannopult spells of doom* “be there in 30 minutes. Tell the rabbit to have the staff ready for incredible clean-up”
Am I the only person that heard ” Evee! EVEE!” In Wall-e’s voice?
More likely an extremely wet and messy clean up. Cleo won’t need a coffin but they will need a lot of sponges!
Evon quick! fire spell, burn her butt
One squicky way to avoid any possible questions of paternity: Princess Slut-knockers has an ‘accident’ that results in a miscarriage, no baby means no proof that Hero ain’t the daddy
I doubt she’s pregnant. She’s wealthy daughter of a king, she probably can afford whatever alchemical and/or magical ‘precautions’ exists in this world.
Plus this is an arranged marriage, it’s been in the works since Herodotus and Cleo were children. I think The Duke may feel he’s getting to old and wants make damn sure he’s secured a male heir to the throne that he knows is going to do whats best for the kingdom and not just be a privileged prat.