… I would throw in how obvious that Hero is nowhere near that attached to Cleo for marriage to be any sort of good thing between them… Then I remembered that age old tidbit about nobles not having the same marriage freedom that freemen do. It’s sorta ironic really.
Also, from the bottles on the desk anyone with eyes in their head and a brain could tell that this marriage idea is a really bad idea. Never a good sign when one part of the… “couple”… secludes their self from all others than drinks down two bottles of something or another.
If not for the fact that these things tend to need heirs, I’d say they should just have a sham wedding, then go off with their respective love/sex-lives.
I’m hoping one of those bottles happens to be disinfectant for where Cleo-the-sex-freeway is perching on Hero’s desk. Looks like a nice desk. Cooter rot would ruin it.
Not sure if Evee’s really going to be needed in this case. Hero and Evon are both more than capable f handling the situation, and kittytramp has more than enough opportunity to reveal her past…proclivities. Yeah, that’s the word I’ll use. Sounds so much better than dry-dock-slut-cake….
Chances are that a certain evil organization will be crashing the wedding cause a cheating bitch wants Evon out of the picture. She can’t stand competition, especially when they can use magic. ;3
I like big bare bear butts and I cannot lie…though it is guaranteed to help keep others warm this holiday season and is definitely the gift that keeps on giving!
I suppose it’s too modern of an attitude for me, but I have strong objections to Cleo being able to walk into Hero’s home and start ordering things around.
And we haven’t seen Belvidier yet, have we? Why am I thinking Cleo “fired” him?
The marriage hasn’t been moved up: It’s been set. Hero’s been ducking it for years and Cleo has merely set things in motion. Now Hero can’t duck out again without severe consequences.
Of course, I’ve always suspected an Evee-shaped annulment on the horizon.
He wouldn’t do that for the same reason he hasn’t simply called off the wedding: She’s the daughter of his lord and he’s been obligated to the marriage since before he could spell “marriage.” Breaking such a promise to your liege would be almost as “there will be blood” worthy as scuttling his daughter’s marriage prospects.
And when you consider Hero is already in deep shit with his liege lord over the improperly filed paperwork/notices for the slaughter of his mother’s murderers. It would be in his best interest to marry Cleo and be in her fathers favor in hopes he ‘overlooks’ things or at least sides with Hero if any of the other noble families decide to press charges so to speak.
Heck if he’s married to King’s daughter it may further put off any of the other nobles from pressing the issue and risk the King’s ire/disfavor.
… I would throw in how obvious that Hero is nowhere near that attached to Cleo for marriage to be any sort of good thing between them… Then I remembered that age old tidbit about nobles not having the same marriage freedom that freemen do. It’s sorta ironic really.
Also, from the bottles on the desk anyone with eyes in their head and a brain could tell that this marriage idea is a really bad idea. Never a good sign when one part of the… “couple”… secludes their self from all others than drinks down two bottles of something or another.
My only question is whether Evee gets to her before or after the wedding.
If not for the fact that these things tend to need heirs, I’d say they should just have a sham wedding, then go off with their respective love/sex-lives.
Also that is _far_ too happy for Evee. X)
Based on the title of this chapter, I’d say there’s a good chance this wedding’s NOT going to go as planned….
I’m hoping one of those bottles happens to be disinfectant for where Cleo-the-sex-freeway is perching on Hero’s desk. Looks like a nice desk. Cooter rot would ruin it.
Not sure if Evee’s really going to be needed in this case. Hero and Evon are both more than capable f handling the situation, and kittytramp has more than enough opportunity to reveal her past…proclivities. Yeah, that’s the word I’ll use. Sounds so much better than dry-dock-slut-cake….
Chances are that a certain evil organization will be crashing the wedding cause a cheating bitch wants Evon out of the picture. She can’t stand competition, especially when they can use magic. ;3
Yeah I bet she was a bitch back then too.
Cleo Comeuppance Coming Soon, watch this space.
As for the incentive… “Does this (un)dress make my butt look big?”
I like big bare bear butts and I cannot lie…though it is guaranteed to help keep others warm this holiday season and is definitely the gift that keeps on giving!
I suppose it’s too modern of an attitude for me, but I have strong objections to Cleo being able to walk into Hero’s home and start ordering things around.
And we haven’t seen Belvidier yet, have we? Why am I thinking Cleo “fired” him?
OR demoted him
Or just locked him up somewhere.
Like locking up Belvidier (Belvedere?) would work. I bet he crashes the wedding after Hero and Evon fail to.
Cleo is going to look exquisite being turned over Hero’s lap for a spanking.
I note that posting the new incentive has given “Evon” a HUGE boost in its Top Web Comics rating.
Of course, it begs the question: WHY is the marriage being moved up?
The marriage hasn’t been moved up: It’s been set. Hero’s been ducking it for years and Cleo has merely set things in motion. Now Hero can’t duck out again without severe consequences.
Of course, I’ve always suspected an Evee-shaped annulment on the horizon.
Love the incentive Brit! The bare bear be very sexy. Have a Merry Christmas!
he’s just too nice
tell her to go fuk herself
I wonder if Hero can reject the bride for not being a virgin? IIRC, that was a big deal at the equivalent time in human history.
He wouldn’t do that for the same reason he hasn’t simply called off the wedding: She’s the daughter of his lord and he’s been obligated to the marriage since before he could spell “marriage.” Breaking such a promise to your liege would be almost as “there will be blood” worthy as scuttling his daughter’s marriage prospects.
And when you consider Hero is already in deep shit with his liege lord over the improperly filed paperwork/notices for the slaughter of his mother’s murderers. It would be in his best interest to marry Cleo and be in her fathers favor in hopes he ‘overlooks’ things or at least sides with Hero if any of the other noble families decide to press charges so to speak.
Heck if he’s married to King’s daughter it may further put off any of the other nobles from pressing the issue and risk the King’s ire/disfavor.
This is likely the most important thing for Hero. Thanks for bringing it up.
If Evee ever meets up with Cleo, it’s bound to get a bit grizzly!
I somehow doubt that Cleo will come off to well in that encounter, if she even survives!
She might be about to prodece an heir. Let us hope it is not a ram.